[dramatic music] → [戲劇性音樂]
♪
- Come here. → - 過嚟。
Son of a... Get back here. → 死仔... 返嚟。
[grunting] → [喘氣聲]
No, don't--don't-- all right, all right. → 唔好，唔好... 好啦好啦。
No, wait! Don't you-- → 唔好等陣！你唔好...
I-I've got-- → 我...我拎住...
I've... → 我...
Got... → 拎住...
[grunting] → [喘氣聲]
Ha! → 哈！
I got you. I-- → 捉到你啦。我...
- Talk to me, goose. → - 同我講嘢啦，鵝仔。
- [screams] → - [尖叫]
- Goose? → - 鵝仔？
- Yeah, I'm--I'm maverick. Get it? → - 係，我係...我係獨行俠。明唔明？
- No. → - 唔明。
- "tower, this is ghost rider → - 「塔台，呢度係幽靈騎士
Requesting a flyby"? → 要求低飛通過」？
You know, it kind of takes the fun out of things → 你知啦，要我解釋就冇晒癮㗎喇。
If I have to explain it. → - 哦，我明點解會咁。
- Oh, I can see how that could happen. → - 係呀。
- Right. → 你搵到Grant嘅扁酒壺未？
Did you find grant's flask? → - 算係啦。不過，得...
- Sort of. There's just, um... → 一樣嘢。
One thing. → [嘭！]
[blam!] → - 一樣？試吓幾百樣啦。
- One? Try hundreds. → 幾百樣嘢呀。
Hundreds and hundreds of things. → [嘭！]
[blam!] Agh! → 呀！
We're looking for a flask → 我哋喺內戰重演活動
At a civil war reenactment. → 搵緊個扁酒壺。
A place where all flasks go to die. → 呢度係所有扁酒壺嘅墳場。
A world where everyone has a flask. → 個個都有扁酒壺嘅世界。
[cannon blasts] → [炮彈爆炸聲]
- Hey, that sounds like cannon fire. → - 喂，聽落似炮彈聲喎。
- Brilliant. There's that college education → - 叻仔。果然係讀過大學
Rearing its head. → 嘅人先講得出。
What do you want, and why did you call me? → 你想點，點解搵我？
- Oh, right. Urgent. → - 哦，係喎。急事。
Do you know where Artie keeps → 你知唔知Artie將啲
The tiny little marshmallows? → 迷你棉花糖收喺邊？
'cause he won't tell me. → 因為佢唔話我知。
[laughing] like he needs marshmallows, right? → [笑] 佢仲要食棉花糖，係咪？
- Hey, Pete? → - 喂，Pete？
- Yeah. → - 係。
Yeah, you know, that Artie. → 係呀，你知啦，Artie呢排
He's--he's looking pretty good these days, → 都幾靚仔喎，
Don't you think? → 你話係咪？
- It's all the exercise I get chasing artifacts → - 全靠我一個人追文物
Without any help. → 追到fit晒。
Ahh...Ahh... → 呀...呀...
Ah-choo! Sorry. I'm sorry. → 哈啾！唔好意思。對唔住。
- Oh, man, Artie. [artifact buzzing] → - 嘩，Artie。 [文物嗡嗡聲]
That cold sounds like it's getting worse. → 你個感冒好似越來越嚴重。
You should be resting. → 你應該休息吓。
- It's a very good idea, resting. → - 休息，好主意。
If only I were paying somebody to help me → 如果我係俾緊人工
With this kind of thing. → 請人幫手做呢啲嘢就好。
- I know, right? Well, Claudia'll be back soon. → - 係囉，係咪？Claudia好快返㗎喇。
- Yeah. [artifact buzzing] → - 係呀。 [文物嗡嗡聲]
[Artie grunting] → [Artie喘氣聲]
[artifact buzzing] → [文物嗡嗡聲]
Who made this thing? → 邊個整呢件嘢出嚟㗎？
- Tch. → - 切。
[intercom buzzes] → [對講機嗶嗶聲]
[buzzing continues] → [嗶嗶聲持續]
- Talk to me, goose. → - 同我講嘢啦，鵝仔。
- Huh? → - 吓？
- What, did no one see top gun? → - 咩話，冇人睇過《壯志凌雲》咩？
- Pete, there's someone here to meet you. → - Pete，有人嚟搵你。
- Oh, yeah. Sorry, Leena. → - 哦，係。唔好意思，Leena。
I'm kinda busy right now. → 我而家有啲忙。
- She says she's your ex-wife, Pete. → - 佢話佢係你前妻，Pete。
[ominous chord] → [不祥和弦]
- Ah-choo! → - 哈啾！
Pete? → Pete？
[mysterious music] → [神秘音樂]
♪
- Hey, Myka. → - 喂，Myka。
- 27 hours to dubai. → - 27個鐘頭去杜拜。
I'm back. → 我返咗嚟。
And I know, I know that I should've gone → 我知，我知應該先去
To the Warehouse first, but-- → 倉庫先，但係...
- Myka. - I needed b&b and my bed. → - Myka。 - 我要返B&B同我張床。
- Myk-- → - Myk...
- How did this even get to dubai anyway? → - 呢件嘢點會去到杜拜㗎？
I mean, it's not like dubai looks like dakota → 我意思係，送貨單上杜拜
On the packing slip, okay? → 又唔似達科他州，係咪？
And--[sniffs] is that me? → 同埋... [聞] 係我嘅味？
Oh, my god, I smell. I smell, don't I? → 天啊，我好臭。我係咪好臭？
Okay, so shower. → 好啦，沖涼先。
Shower and then nap and then Warehouse. → 沖完涼瞓覺，然後去倉庫。
- But Myka, I have somebody that I'd like you to meet. → - 但係Myka，我想介紹個人俾你識。
Myka, this is amanda. → Myka，呢位係Amanda。
- Amanda Lattimer. Nice to meet you. → - Amanda Lattimer。你好。
- Hi. → - 你好。
Oh, it's--it's so nice to meet you. → 哦，好...好開心識到你。
I'm Myka Bering. → 我叫Myka Bering。
Amanda Lattimer. → Amanda Lattimer。
Well, you're not Pete's... → 嗯，你唔係Pete嘅...
[laughs nervously] ...Mom. → [緊張地笑] ...阿媽。
And you're not his sister, 'cause his sister-- → 你亦唔係佢家姐，因為佢家姐...
But are you-- are you his cousin? → 但你係...你係佢表妹？
- No, no. I'm not his cousin. → - 唔係，唔係。我唔係佢表妹。
And I'll be changing the name. → 我仲會改姓㗎。
I'm his-- [door slams] → 我係佢... [門關上]
- Amanda. → - Amanda。
Amanda. And--and-- → Amanda。同埋...同埋...
And Myka, you're back. → Myka，你返咗嚟。
And--and you guys-- → 你哋...
[tensely] You guys have met. → [緊張地] 你哋見過面。
Ohhh, that's great. → 哦，咁就好。
- Well, amanda new-last-name → - 嗯，Amanda新姓氏
Was just telling me that she's your → 啱啱話我知佢係你嘅
Not-cousin. → 唔係表妹。
- She's not. → - 佢唔係。
[chuckles] That's right. → [輕笑]
Um, amanda, Myka's... → 係呀。
Probably really tired, and-- → 嗯，Amanda，Myka佢...
- No, I'm fine. I'm-- → 應該好攰，同埋...
- [sniffs] needs to shower. → - 唔係，我冇事。我...
- What? → - [聞] 需要沖涼。
- So let's, uh, step over this way, shall we? → - 咩話？
- But I-I would-- → - 不如我哋行過呢邊，好唔好？
- Oh, here we go. Look at this room. → - 但我...
- I would-- → - 哦，嚟呢邊。睇吓呢間房。
I would just like to properly welcome your-- → - 我想...
[doors slam] → 我想正式歡迎你嘅... [門關上]
That's rude. → 咁冇禮貌㗎。
Okay, spill. → 好啦，講出嚟。
- So what are you doing → - 你喺南達科他州中間
In the middle of south dakota, marine? → 做咩呀，海軍陸戰隊？
- Oh, uh, I got-- I got reassigned. → - 哦，我...我被調派過嚟。
- Reassigned. - Mm-hmm. → - 調派。 - 嗯。
- Here, from d.C. Mm-hmm. → - 由華盛頓調過嚟。嗯。
That's a punishment. What'd you do this time? → 呢啲係懲罰嚟㗎喎。你今次又做咗咩？
- No, no, no, no. No, no. → - 唔係唔係唔係。唔係。
- Oh, please. - No, I-- → - 哦，得啦。 - 唔係，我...
No, I didn't do anything. → 唔係，我冇做過任何嘢。
- Mm-hmm. - Well, no, wait. → - 嗯。 - 嗯，唔係，等陣。
I--that's-- let me-- → 我...呢個...等我...
I did something, but it was a good thing, okay? → 我有做過，但係好事嚟㗎，明唔明？
That's why I'm here. → 所以我先喺度。
- Whatever it was, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. → - 無論係咩，肯定唔係有心嘅。
- Uh, no, it wa-- → - 唔係，係...
It's a--it was-- it's a promotion. → 係...係升職嚟㗎。
- A promotion to "you-nee-ville." → - 升職去「你尼村」？
- "uhn-eh-ville." → - 「烏尼村」。
And what are you doing in univille, anyway? → 你又喺烏尼村做咩？
- Oh. → - 哦。
[laughs] Oh. → [笑]
I found something that belongs to you. → 我搵到一樣屬於你嘅嘢。
- Shut it. → - 唔係掛。
Whoo-hoo-hoo! → 嗚呼！
legendmakers, first edition? → 《傳奇製造者》，第一版？
Ha, ha, ha! → 哈哈！
- Okay, how do you do that? → - 好，你點做到㗎？
And just like that, you're a 12-year-old boy. → 就咁就變咗個12歲細路仔。
- Ohhh. → - 哦。
I never thought that I would see this again. → 我以為呢世都見唔返。
[smooches] → [錫錫]
Thank you, thank you, thank you. → 多謝，多謝，多謝。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Ah, man. → - 嘩，正呀。
- Anyway, so I should, um-- → - 總之，我應該...
I should go. → 我應該走喇。
- Yeah? - Yeah. → - 係？ - 係。
- Okay. - Okay. → - 好。 - 好。
- Hey, amanda. - Yeah? → - 喂，Amanda。 - 咩事？
- Are you gonna tell me why you're really here? → - 你會唔會話我知你真正嚟做咩？
[tender music] → [溫柔音樂]
- It's disconcerting how well we know each other, → - 我哋咁了解對方
Isn't it? → 真係有啲唔自在，係咪？
Um... → 嗯...
I'm getting remarried. → 我會再結婚。
- W-wow. → - 嘩。
Remarried? → 再結婚？
That's awesome. That's amaz-- → 咁正。咁...
That's terrific. → 咁好。
- Thanks. → - 多謝。
- Congratulations. → - 恭喜晒。
So when is the wedding? → 咁婚禮幾時？
- Tomorrow, actually. - It's tomorrow! → - 聽日，其實。 - 聽日！
That's--oh, that's-- → 咁...哦，咁...
Tomorrow. → 聽日。
- I would've told you sooner, → - 我本來想早啲話你知，
But apparently, I have to get clearance → 但係而家同前夫傾偈
To talk to my ex-husband now. → 都要申請許可。
You have no idea the kind of governmental hoops → 你唔知我要過幾多關
I had to jump through to get here. → 先嚟到呢度。
- You know what? I don't know if I can... → - 你知唔知？我唔知我...
Get away on such short notice. → 咁短時間走得開。
- Oh, sorry, Pete. I, um-- → - 哦，唔好意思，Pete。我...
I didn't come here to invite you. → 我唔係嚟邀請你。
I came to get my grandfather's ring. → 我係嚟拎我爺爺隻戒指。
- Oh. → - 哦。
The ring. The ring, that's right. → 隻戒指。隻戒指，係喎。
You know what? I still have that, don't I? → 你知唔知？我仲收埋咗，係咪？
- I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. → - 唔好意思。 - 唔係唔係唔係。
No, please, I-- let me, uh-- → 唔好，求吓你，我...等我...
It's, um-- it's upstairs. → 係...係樓上。
I'll go get it, okay? → 我上去攞，好唔好？
[door opens] → [門打開]
[eerie chords] → [詭異和弦]
[thrumming] → [嗡嗡聲]
[door opens] → [門打開]
- Ah--ah-choo! → - 哈...哈啾！
- Bless you. → - 保重。
- Oh. Oh, hi. → - 噢。噢，嗨。
Uh, sorry. → 呃，唔好意思。
I-I was just looking for-- → 我...我係嚟搵...
Pete's wife. → Pete嘅老婆。
I mean, you're-- uh, ex-wife. → 我意思係，你係...呃，前妻。
Pete's ex-wife that we actually didn't know he had. → Pete嘅前妻，我哋原來唔知佢有。
- Just amanda would be fine. → - 叫Amanda就得。
And you are? → 你係邊位？
- [blows nose] oh, sorry. → - [擤鼻] 噢，唔好意思。
I'm, uh--I'm sorry. Ar--arthur. → 我係...呃，唔好意思。Ar...Arthur。
Artie. [stammers] → Artie。 [結巴]
You don't want to-- → 你唔想...
Uh, I-I was actually just looking → 呃，我...我其實係嚟搵
For, um, Myka. → 呃，Myka。
I was looking--or Leena. Leena would do. → 我係搵...或者Leena。Leena都得。
- How 'bout me? Would I do? → - 我點呢？我得唔得？
- Oh, hi. [laughs] hi! → - 噢，嗨。[笑] 嗨！
He's--I wasn't-- → 佢...我唔係...
I was looking for-- → 我係搵...
- Me! → - 我！
He was looking for me because I'm back. → 佢係嚟搵我，因為我返咗嚟。
- Right, exactly. She's back. → - 啱，就係咁。佢返咗嚟。
I wanted to welcome her back. → 我想歡迎佢返嚟。
- Well, now you've seen her. → - 好，你而家見到佢啦。
- Yeah. [chuckles] → - 係。 [輕笑]
- You've seen her. She's seen you. → - 你見到佢。佢見到你。
Everybody's seen everybody. → 個個都見到個個。
So now everybody is gonna go. → 所以而家個個都要走。
Here we go. → 嚟啦。
Out the do'. Buh-bye. → 出門口。拜拜。
So long. → 再見。
Atta boy. → 乖仔。
[clicking] → [咔嗒聲]
[whirring] → [轉動聲]
Nothing to see. Nothing to see. → 冇嘢睇。冇嘢睇。
- All right, all right. → - 好，好。
- [whispering] married? You were married? → - [細聲] 結過婚？你結過婚？
- I don't believe you. → - 我唔信你。
Can't I have any privacy around here? → 我喺呢度冇得私隱㗎？
And you-- - Me? → 同埋你... - 我？
- Sneaking around. → - 偷偷摸摸。
- I'm not sneaking. → - 我冇偷偷摸摸。
There was no sneaking. Sneaking! → 冇偷偷摸摸。偷偷摸摸！
- Married. I mean, how long-- → - 結過婚。我意思係，幾耐...
- Okay, okay, okay. Show's over. → - 好，好，好。散場啦。
- He is absolutely right. → - 佢講得完全啱。
Myka, I am ashamed of you. → Myka，我替你慚愧。
Nosing around like that. → 咁樣八卦。
This man--this man needs his privacy. → 呢位先生...呢位先生需要私隱。
Huh-huh. → 嘻。
- Married. - Ah-choo! → - 結過婚。 - 哈啾！
- Bless you. How could you not-- → - 保重。你點可以唔... - 走。 - 咩話？
- Go. - What? → - 上樓，而家。走，走，走，走。
- Upstairs, now. Go, go, go, go. → [轉動同咔嗒聲]
[whirring and clicking] → 唔好意思。
Sorry about that. → 佢哋...我本來想話「麻煩友」，
They're, uh-- I was gonna say "butt pains," → 但算啦。
But okay. → [嘆氣]
[sighs] → 噢。
Oh. → 呃...
Uh... → 所以就係咁，係咪？
So this is it, huh? → 我哋...我哋見面嘅原因。
Our, uh, our reason for seeing each other. → - 嗯，我估就係咁。
- Well, I guess this is it. → - 呃，聽住，Amanda。
- Uh, look, amanda. → 你幾乎錯過咗
You pretty much missed out → 我人生中道歉嗰部分。
On the whole amends part of my life. → 我意思係，唔係...
I mean, not-- → 唔係話你喺身邊。
Not that you were exactly around, either. → 所以我估我...
So I guess I-- → 我估我從來冇諗過
I guess I never thought → 要咁樣做。
That I was gonna have to do this. → [嘆氣]
[sighs] → 而家講出嚟，聽落...
And now that I hear it out loud, it... → 好似好逃避責任。
Sounds like such a cop-out. → 事實係，呃，
The thing is, um, → 我從來冇...
The reason that I never have... → [嘆氣]
[sighs] → 係因為你係最難
Is because you're the hardest one → 道歉嗰個。
To make amends to. → 我真係搞衰咗我哋。
I really screwed us up. → Amanda，對唔住。
Amanda, I'm sorry. → - 多謝。
- Thanks. → 聽住，Pete，呢啲...
And listen, Pete, it's-- → 呢啲都過咗去啦。
It's water under the bridge. → 我覺得一切都係最好嘅安排。
And I think everything worked out for the best. → - 我都咁諗。
- I guess so. → [搞笑聲] 咁呢位仁兄呢？
[goofy voice] Now what about this guy? → [兩人笑]
[both laugh] → 咩...唔係...
What's--it's not-- → 唔係我識嘅人，係咪？
It's not anyone I know, is it? → - 梗係唔係。
- Of course not. → - 噢，天，多謝。
- Oh, god, thanks for that. → 但佢就係嗰個，係咪？
He's the one, though, huh? → - 係，真係係。
- Yeah, he really is. → 我意思係，唔係話你唔係。
I mean, not that you weren't. → 只係...今次唔同。
It's just-- it's different this time. → 你知啦，Michael，佢又溫柔又迷人...
You know, michael, he's sweet and charming-- → - 你話係就得。噓。
- You had me at yes. Shhhht. → 所以我哋... [發出吱吱聲] ...
So let's-- [makes creaking sound]-- → 收工。
Shut 'er down. → - 噢，我只係...我只係好興奮
- Oh, I'm just-- I'm just excited → 關於婚禮。
About the wedding. → - 我知。
- I know. → - 你知啦，童話故事同城堡。
- You know, fairy tale and castle. → 我意思係，雖然係喺Poconos租嘅城堡，
I mean, it's a rented castle in the poconos, → 但都係咁。
But still. → 呃，我做咗好耐
Um, I've been one of a few good men → 好男人之一，
For a long time, → 所以我想做一日公主。
So I'm ready to just be a princess for a day. → - 嗯，你值得嘅。
- Well, you deserve it. → 王子同童話故事。
The prince and the fairy tale. → 全部。
All of it. → - [清喉嚨]
- [clears throat] → [金屬碰撞聲]
[metal clinks] → [清喉嚨]
[clears throat] → 多謝，Pete。
Thanks, Pete. → - 嗯。
- Yeah. → 要幸福呀，Amanda。
Be happy, amanda. → - 我會㗎。
- I will be. → [陰森音樂]
[ominous music] → ♪
♪ → - 咁佢點解嚟？
- Well, why was she here? → 贍養費？
Alimony? → - 你哋兩個係咪又復合，定...
- Are you two striking up the band again, or... → - 咩話？唔係。佢再婚。
- What? No. She's getting remarried. → - [一齊] 咩話？點解唔打電話？
- [together] what? Why didn't she just call? → 完全唔合理。
That doesn't make sense at all. → - 停。就係咁我先唔話你哋知，好冇？
- Stop. That's why I didn't tell you, okay? → 我唔想講呢件事。
I don't want to talk about it. → - [聽唔清]
- [inaudible] → - 啊...
- Ah... → - Pete，你...你啱。
- Pete, you're-- you're right. → - 哈啾！ - 唔好意思。
- Ah-choo! - I'm sorry. → 你嘅私事唔關我哋事。
Your private life is none of our business. → 我哋唔應該打搞。
We shouldn't have intruded. → - [吸鼻]
- [sniffs] → 你知唔知...
You know... → 唔係單一原因。
It wasn't just one thing. → 我意思係，主要係因為我哋...
I mean, mostly, it was because we were... → 太後生。
Just too young. → 至少，我太後生。
Least, I was too young. → Amanda係...我意思係，佢好有目標。
Amanda was-- I mean, she was very driven. → 佢永遠知道想要咩。
She always knew exactly what she wanted. → 就係海軍陸戰隊講嘅「硬漢」。
It's what the marines call a-a hard charger. → 噢，天。
Oh, man. → 佢係...
She was... → [笑] ...好正。
[laughs] ...Amazing. → 我意思係，佢而家梗係少校啦。
I mean, of course she's a major now. → 而...而我...
And--and I... → ...就唔係咁正。
...Was not amazing. → 我...我唔知自己想要咩，
I-I didn't know what I wanted, → 而且我絕對未準備好
And I definitely wasn't ready → 一生一世嘅承諾。
For a lifetime commitment. → 我意思係，嗰陣時。
I mean, not then. → 而家我...我淨係諗。
Now I-I just wonder. → - 如果當初得唔得？
- If it could've worked? → - 係。
- Yeah. → 唔係。
No. → 可能。
Maybe. → 唔係。
No. → - 呃，各位？
- Uh, people? → 我哋有問題。
We have a problem. → - 一個蜂巢，一隻蜜蜂。
- One beehive, one bee. → - 我哋唔見咗隻蜜蜂。
- We are missing the bee. → 我唔知隻蜜蜂做咩，
I don't know what the bee does, → 但如果佢喺倉庫2，
But if it was in Warehouse 2, → 我哋可以打賭一定係啲古怪
We can bet it was probably something bizarre → 同致命嘅嘢。
And deadly. → 我哋最好而家就搵到佢。
We'd better find it now. → - 好，聽住。我入咗嚟。
- Okay, look. I-I came in here. → 然後我將蜂巢放喺呢度。
And I put the beehive right here. → - 係，係。
- Right, right. → 我記得因為...
I remember because-- → [吸氣]
[gasps] → - [彈指]
- [snaps] → 你吸咗一口氣。
You gasped. → 你好少吸氣。
You rarely gasp. → - Pete啱。點解你吸氣？
- Pete's right. Why did you gasp? → - Leena？ - Amanda。
- Leena? - Amanda. → Amanda嘅袋就喺嗰度。
Amanda's bag was right there. → - [吸鼻]
- [sniffs] → 花粉。
Pollen. → 如果Amanda唔小心整到個扣...
If amanda somehow triggered the latch... → 咁隻蜜蜂...
Then the bee... → 可能跌咗入...
Could've fallen right into-- → - 唔好！
- No! → 唔好唔好唔好唔好！
No, no, no, no, no! → 一件神器唔可以跌咗入我前妻個袋
An artifact did not fall into my ex-wife's bag → 喺佢去完美童話婚禮嘅路上。
On her way to her perfect fairy-tale wedding.
No, that did not happen. → 唔係，冇發生過呢件事。
- Artie's law of artifacts states → Artie嘅文物法則係咁講
The worst thing that can happen with an artifact → 文物最壞嘅情況
Will happen with an artifact. → 一定會發生喺文物身上。
- It's in amanda's bag. → 喺Amanda個袋度。
- Now you can panic. - [groans] → - 你而家可以驚啦。 - [呻吟聲]
[indistinct chatter] → [嘈雜聲]
[cell phone rings] → [手機鈴聲]
[ringing continues] → [鈴聲繼續]
[bee buzzes] → [蜜蜂嗡嗡聲]
- Amanda. → - Amanda。
[phone beeps off] → [電話掛斷聲]
Hey. → 喂。
- There's my future husband. → - 呢個就係我未來老公。
[laughs] Hi. → [笑聲] 嗨。
- Welcome back. I missed you. → - 歡迎返嚟。我好掛住你。
- I missed you, too. → - 我都好掛住你。
Oh, look, I got the ring. → 哦，睇吓，我攞到戒指啦。
- Great. → - 正喎。
[bee buzzing] → [蜜蜂嗡嗡聲]
- Ow! → - 哎呀！
- You all right? - Yeah, just... → - 你冇事嘛？ - 冇事，只係...
- Oh, there's the bride at last. → - 哦，新娘終於出現啦。
And I need to talk to you about the caterer. → 我要同你傾吓個餐飲供應商。
I think he's a complete idiot. → 我覺得佢係個完全嘅白癡。
- Okay. → - 好。
Guess I'll see you at the altar. → 咁我哋教堂見啦。
- Whew. → - 呼。
[eerie music] → [詭異音樂]
[cannon blasts] → [炮彈爆炸聲]
[fife playing "battle hymn of the republic"] → [笛聲演奏《共和國戰歌》]
- Fire! → - 開火！
[men shouting] → [男人叫喊聲]
[cannon blasts] → [炮彈爆炸聲]
- And after the whole hoopla → - 經歷完嗰啲跨維度空間嘅大龍鳳之後，
With the inter-dimensional space, → 我發現我最想要嘅係做個Warehouse探員。
I realized what I really wanted was to be a Warehouse agent. → [馬嘶聲]
[horse whinnies] → 咁你呢？
So what about you? → 你嘅故事係點？
What's your story? → - 你知我嘅故事㗎。
- You know my story. → ATF、Jimi Hendrix嘅結他，
A.T.F., jimi hendrix' guitar, → 同埋我第一次見到Artie對眼眉。
And the first time I saw Artie's eyebrows. → - 唔係，我係話，喺嗰啲之前。
- No, I mean, like, before all that. → - 咁，嗰啲之前就係過去囉。
- Well, before all that is the past. → 我寧願佢留喺過去。
Which is where I'd like to keep it. → - 哦，咁提你一句：
- Oh, well, word of warning: → 喺Warehouse，
At the Warehouse, → 過去唔係成日都留喺過去㗎。
The past doesn't always stay in the past. → 真係㗎。
Literally. → 我有冇提過我哋有部時光機？
Did I mention we have a time machine? → - [笑聲] 點解我唔覺得驚訝？
- [laughing] why doesn't that surprise me? → 睇吓，唔喺呢度。
Look, it isn't here. → - [嘆氣] 你肯定？
- [sighs] are you sure? → - 銀色酒壺、金色酒壺、木製酒壺、
- Silver flasks, gold flasks, wooden flasks, → 有蓋嘅酒壺、有把手嘅酒壺。
Flasks with flaps, flasks with knobs. → - 我明啦，好多酒壺。
- I get it. Lotta flasks. → - 睇吓，我哋已經搜咗呢個箱兩次，
- Look, we've been through this trunk twice, → 冇一個符合描述，
And none of them match the description, → 不如我哋成個活動叫停佢？
So why don't we just shut this whole shindig down? → 我哋亮出證件，搜身搵到為止。
We'll flash badges, and we'll body-search 'til we find it. → - 因為我哋唔係咁做㗎。
- Because that's not what we do. → 我意思係，Warehouse探員，我哋用隱蔽手法。
I mean, Warehouse agents, uh, we use stealth. → 我哋好低調。
We're stealthy. → 你諗吓呢班傻佬會點反應
I mean, can you imagine how these nut jobs would react → 當佢哋發現有人攞咗Ulysses S. Grant嘅酒壺？
When they find out that somebody has ulysses s. Grant's flask? → 呢班友真係揹住刺刀㗎！
The guys are carrying real bayonets! → - 啱呀，如果其中一個飲咗，
- Exactly, and if one of them drinks from it, → 佢就會以為自己喺度打仗，
And he starts believing that he's fighting that war → 仲要揹住刺刀，
While he's carrying a bayonet, → Artie話上次重演活動——
Artie said at the last reenactment-- → - 我知，攞住酒壺嗰個重演者
- I know, the reenactor with the flask → 發癲咗，插傷咗兩個士兵。
Went postal and stabbed two soldiers. → 我知，但我哋仲係要用隱蔽手法。
I know, but we still use stealth. → 只係好快好快嘅隱蔽手法。
Just really, really fast stealth. → - 咁計劃係咩呀，隱蔽大師？
- So then what's the plan, o stealthy one? → - 我——聽住，我冇一個確實嘅——
- I--listen, I don't exactly have a-- → 哦。
Oh. → [炮彈爆炸聲]
[cannon blasts] → [嘈雜聲]
[indistinct chatter] → - 點解我覺得自己似Laverne？
- Why do I feel like laverne? → - 哦，唔係，你唔係Laverne。我先係Laverne。
- Oh, no, you're not laverne. I'm laverne. → 你係Shirley。
You're shirley. → - 哦，我唔係Shirley。
- Oh, I am not shirley. → - [用Farnsworth] 我啱啱做咗少少調查
- [on farnsworth] I've been doing a little digging → 想搵——啊... 哈啾！
To find--ah... Ah-choo! → [吸鼻] 想搵出呢個蜂巢文物
[sniff] uh, to find out what this beehive artifact → 實際上係做咩。
Actually does. → 我對象形文字有啲生疏，所以——
I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics, so-- → 唔好講年齡笑話，拜託。
And no age jokes, please. → 所以可能要啲時間。
So it make take me a little time. → - 好，Artie，你通知我哋就得。
- Okay, Artie, just-- just let us know. → [Farnsworth掛斷聲]
[Farnsworth beeps off] → [鳥鳴聲]
[birds chirping] → - 嘩。
- Wow. → 呢度靚過
This is a lot nicer → 拉斯維加斯嗰間「溫柔愛我」教堂好多。
Than the "love me tender" chapel in vegas. → - 哦，唔好同我講你真係去過。
- Oh, tell me you didn't. → - 哦，係呀係呀。
- Oh, yeah, yeah. → - 就係呢條裙。天啊。
- That is the dress. Oh, my gosh. → - 你應該帶啲藍色嘢嚟㗎。
- You were supposed to bring something blue. → - 等陣等陣等陣。
- Wait, wait, wait. → - 唔係，我應該帶吊襪帶。
- No, I was supposed to bring the garter. → - 唔係，我應該—— - 你搞錯咗。
- No, I was supposed-- - You got it confused. → - [吹口哨]
- [whistles] → 哎呀。
Ow. → - 哦，Amanda，你睇落好靚。
- Oh, amanda, you look so beautiful. → - 呢樣嘢越來越差。
- This thing's getting worse. → 睇吓。
Look at that. → - 哦，天啊，喺你婚禮大日子。
- Oh, god, on your wedding day. → - 你做咗咩？ - 好難睇。
- What did you do? - That looks awful. → - Amanda...
- Amanda... → 你可憐嘅。
You poor thing. → - 我幫你攞塊膠布。
- I'll get you a band-aid. → - 三重抗生素。你要用三重抗生素。
- Triple antibiotic. You need triple antibiotic. → - 好。
- Okay. → - 立正！
- Ten-hut! → [鞋跟碰撞聲] - 海軍陸戰隊！
[heels click] - Marines! → - 少校！
- Major! → [笑聲] Amanda。
[laughing] Amanda. → - [笑聲]
- [laughs] → - 少校，你睇落好正。
- You look great, major. → - 好開心你嚟到。
- I'm so glad you made it. → - 長官，你睇落好靚。
- Sir, you look fantastic. → - 哦，多謝各位。 [笑聲]
- Oh, thanks, guys. [laughs] → - 係女士。
- It's ma'am. → - [笑聲]
- [laughs] → 好開心你哋喺度。
So glad you guys are here. → - 少校，你應該坐低休息吓。
- You should sit down and rest, major. → 對腳放鬆吓。
Put your feet up. → - [笑聲] 唔使啦，我冇事，多謝。
- [laughing] no, I'm okay, thanks. → - 你要保留體力。
- You need to conserve your energy. → - 我幫你攞張凳。
- I'll get you a chair. → - 唔使啦，我冇事，各位。
- No, I'm good, guys. → 唔該借借。
Excuse me. → Pete——呃，Myka，係咪？
Pete-- uh, Myka, right? → 你喺度做咩？
What are you doing here? → - 嘩。
- Wow. → 你——你——你睇落——
You--you--you look-- → 嘩。 [笑聲]
Wow. [laughs] → - Amanda，我哋好抱歉打擾你，
- Amanda, we're really sorry to intrude, → 但，呃——
But, uh-- → - 我哋有個小問題。
- We have a little problem. → [詭異音樂]
[eerie music] → 嗯，可唔可以同你傾幾分鐘？
Um, can we talk to you for a minute? → - 咁呢個巡遊係咩嚟？
- So what's with the parade? → 做咗軍官就會咁？
Is this what happens when you become an officer? → - 係婚禮派對。
- It's the bridal party. → 海軍陸戰隊好認真對待佢哋嘅工作。
Marines take their job seriously. → - 我做過海軍陸戰隊。我從來冇做過跟蹤狂。
- I was a marine. I was never a stalker. → - 好，有冇地方可以私下傾？
- Okay, is there somewhere we can talk privately? → - 哦。
- Oh. → - 好興奮。
- So exciting. → - 哦，唔係，係Mike嘅父母。
- Oh, no, it's mike's parents. → 佢阿媽唔識點樣完結一句話，
His mother doesn't know how to end a sentence, → 更何況係一個對話。幫我個忙。
Let alone a conversation. Just do me a favor. → 我要同我朋友傾幾分鐘，
I have to talk to my friends for a minute, → 你幫我招呼吓Martin夫婦，好唔好？
So just take care of the martins for me, all right? → 我唔理你要做咩。
I don't care what you have to do. → 總之唔好俾佢哋接近我。
Just keep 'em away from me. → 我哋入去呢度。
Let's go in here. → - 你好。發生咩事？
- Hello. What's going on? → 係咪海軍陸戰隊嘅嘢？
Is this some sort of marine thing? → - 我哋搵緊我哋個仔。
- We're looking for our son. → 哎呀！
Oof! → - 哦，唔係！ - [尖叫聲]
- Oh, no! - [screams] → [兩人尖叫聲]
[both screaming] → - 咁問題係咩？
- So what is the problem? → - 我哋唔可以話俾你知。
- We can't tell you. → - 點解唔得？
- Why not? → - 我哋唔可以話俾你知。
- We can't tell you. → - 只係你喺民宿嗰陣，
- It's just that when you were at the b & b, → 有啲嘢走咗出嚟。
Something got loose. → - 走咗出——咩嘢走咗出嚟？
- Got loo-- what kind of something? → - 呃，呢個都唔可以話俾你知。
- Uh, we can't tell you that, either. → - Pete，如果係關我再婚嘅事——
- Pete, if this is about me getting remarried-- → - 等陣等陣，喂。
- Wait, wait, whoa. → 咩話？唔係，好冇？童軍榮譽。
What? No, okay? Scout's honor. → - 你十歲嗰陣俾人踢出童軍團。
- You were kicked out of the scouts when you were ten. → - 我冇放嗰場火。
- I did not start that fire. → - 睇吓，Amanda，信我。
- Look, amanda, trust me. → 呢件事唔關你事。
This isn't about you. → - 咁你哋點解喺度？
- Then why are you here? → - 睇吓，係需要知道先講，少校。
- Look, it's need-to-know, major. → 而你唔需要知道。
And you don't need to know. → - 好，好。
- Fine, fine. → 無論呢個問題係咩，
Whatever this problem is, → 你哋打算點樣解決？
What are you gonna do to fix it? → 定係呢個都唔可以話俾我知？
Or can you not tell me that, either? → - 我哋只係需要搜你個袋。
- We just need to search your bag. → 實際上係嗰個袋。
It's actually that bag. → Pete？
Pete? → 條裙好靚。
It's a great dress. → 真係。
Really. → 唔好意思。
Sorry. → - [倒抽一口氣]
- [gasps] → 我嘅Sandy Alomar Junior簽名棒球？
My sandy alomar junior signed baseball? → - 後備計劃。
- Backup plan. → 我唔肯定本漫畫書得唔得。
I wasn't sure the comic book would work. → 咁呢件事關你新工事？
So does this have something to do with your new job?
Why you're in "you-nee-ville"? → 點解你會喺「優尼村」？
- "uh-neh-ville." → - 「烏尼村」。
- So you weren't lying. It really is a promotion. → - 咁你冇講大話，真係升職喎。
- Ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha! → - 哈哈！哈，哈，哈！
[humming triumphantly] → [得意地哼歌]
Behold! → 睇吓！
[chuckles] Bee-hold. → [輕笑] 睇吓。
- Bee-hold, I-- - Yeah. → - 睇吓，我—— - 係。
- All right, yeah. → - 好，係啦。
Um, you might, uh, you might wanna duck. → 嗯，你或者要，要低頭。
[beeping] → [嗶嗶聲]
- Welp, there you go. Bam. → - 搞掂，睇到未。
Well, no dead bodies, no mass destruction, → 冇死屍，冇大規模破壞，
No swarm of killer bees, although I gotta tell ya, → 冇殺人蜂群，不過老實講，
It did cross my mind. → 我都有諗過。
- So much for Artie's law. → - Artie定律就咁玩完。
- What was that? Some kind of weapon? → - 咩嚟㗎？某種武器？
- Uh, that is your wedding being saved. → - 呃，係你場婚禮俾人救返。
- Okay, so the good news is, is that it is over. → - 好，好消息係，搞掂晒。
- All right, then. Thank you for... → - 好，咁多謝你...
Taking care of whatever that was. → 搞掂咗嗰啲嘢。
- Yeah, yeah. Um, no worries. → - 係，係。嗯，唔使客氣。
Listen, uh, we're sorry to barge in like that. → 聽住，我哋好抱歉咁衝入嚟。
And, uh, you shalln't see me again. → 同埋，你唔會再見到我。
[nervous chuckle] → [緊張地笑]
- Pete. → - Pete。
Um, could I talk to you for a second? → 嗯，可唔可以同你傾兩句？
- I'm gonna go see if there's a moat. → - 我去睇下有冇護城河。
I hope there's a moat because I really-- → 我希望有護城河，因為我真係——
I love the-- the moats. → 我好鍾意——護城河。
- She loves moats. → - 佢好鍾意護城河。
- Chaaarrrge! → - 衝呀！
[men shouting] → [男人叫喊聲]
- Well, now that we're stealthy, → - 好，既然我哋要低調，
Do you have any ideas how to find this flask → 你有冇辦法喺呢個草堆
In a haystack? → 搵到個酒壺？
- I don't know, mingle? → - 唔知，打吓關係？
See if there's anyone here → 睇下有冇人
Taking this whole reenactment business too seriously? → 太認真玩呢個歷史重演？
- Run, ya scurvy yanks, run! → - 走啦，你班衰兵，走啦！
- [screaming wildly] → - [瘋狂尖叫]
- I kinda think showing up covers that category. → - 我覺得我哋出現已經算係咁。
- Okay, nix the negativity, all right, sand master? → - 好，唔好咁負面，得未，沙佬？
Think of it like when you were a kid, you know? → 當你細個咁諗，明唔明？
Get into it. → 投入啲。
Oh, what, there was no make-believe → 哦，乜你神秘嘅過去
In your mysterious past? → 冇玩過扮嘢？
I say we hoist a musket and enter the fray. → 我話我哋拎支火槍加入戰團。
- And I say that we talk to that guy. → - 我話我哋同嗰條友傾計。
[cannon blasts] → [炮彈爆炸聲]
- Did you know the guy who hit you? → - 你知唔知打你嗰個係邊個？
- It was private johnson. → - 係Johnson二等兵。
Guy went crazy right in the middle of a skirmish. → 佢喺小衝突中途突然發癲。
Started punchin' other players → 開始打其他玩家
And hitting 'em with the butt of his rifle. → 用槍托打佢哋。
I mean, we have rules against that sort of thing. → 我哋有規矩禁止呢啲行為。
- Was he drinking out of a flask? → - 佢有冇用酒壺飲嘢？
- Well, I--you know, I suppose so. → - 嗯，我——你知啦，應該有。
I mean, we all are. → 我哋個個都有。
[chuckles] It's about half the fun. → [笑] 呢個係一半樂趣。
- [grunts] → - [呻吟]
- You're dead, rebel! - Huh? → - 你死咗啦，叛軍！ - 吓？
- So are you, yank! → - 你都係，北佬！
- [groaning] → - [呻吟]
Long live abe lincoln! → Abraham Lincoln萬歲！
[chokes] → [窒息聲]
- What? I'm getting into this. → - 做咩？我投入緊咋。
- Hey, lie down. → - 喂，瞓低。
You're dead. → 你死咗。
- Huh? No. Oh, no, I'm not dead. → - 吓？唔係。哦，我冇死。
I'm just-- I'm just wounded. → 我只係——我只係受傷。
Yeah, oh, in the leg, I think. → 係，哦，應該係腳。
Yeah, it's--it's cool. I can still fight. → 係，冇事，我仲可以打。
- Hey, do you know how much it cost → - 喂，你知唔知要幾多錢
To defoliate these trees → 剷晒啲樹葉
To make it look like the battle of shiloh? → 整到好似Shiloh戰役？
We're committed professionals. → 我哋係專業嘅。
And you, rebel dog, are dead. → 而你，叛軍狗，死咗。
- All right. → - 好。
Don't get your long johns in a bunch. → 唔好咁緊張。
I'm going. → 我走。
- So, now, if you're dead, → - 咁，如果你死咗，
Does that mean you're still the senior agent here? → 係咪代表你仲係呢度嘅高級探員？
- Just find johnson. → - 搵Johnson就得。
Look for the craziest guy out here. → 搵呢度最癲嗰個。
- So Pete, → - 所以Pete，
I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, too. → 我只係想話我都好對唔住。
What you said back at "you-nee-ville"-- → 你喺「優尼村」講嗰啲——
- "uh-neh-ville." - Stop that. → - 「烏尼村」。 - 收聲。
- Right. → - 啱。
- It wasn't all your fault. → - 唔係你一個錯晒。
I-- → 我——
It was easy at the time to blame your drinking, → 當時好易怪你飲酒，
But... → 但...
Takes two to screw up a tango. → 跳探戈要兩個人先跳得衰。
- Yeah, well, I was never really much of a pacino. → - 係，我從來都唔似Pacino。
I was more of a tom cruise, you know. → 我似Tom Cruise多啲，你明唔明。
- Yeah, you're maverick. I remember. → - 係，你係Maverick，我記得。
- Thank you. → - 多謝。
- The thing is... → - 問題係...
Back then, I just... → 嗰陣時，我只係...
I just wanted so much. I wanted to do so much. → 我只係想要好多嘢，想做好多嘢。
And I couldn't let anything get in my way, → 我唔可以俾任何嘢阻住，
Including you. → 包括你。
Maybe if I hadn't been so headstrong... → 如果我冇咁固執...
Who knows? → 邊個知？
- Yeah. → - 係。
But hey. [laughs] → 但係呢。 [笑]
Look at you now, major. → 睇吓你而家，少校。
Um, got your cinderella dress. → 著住你嘅灰姑娘裙。
I've never seen you look happier. → 我未見過你咁開心。
I-I think-- I think things worked out → 我——我覺得一切
Exactly the way they were supposed to. → 都係注定咁樣。
[door opens] → [門打開]
- Amanda, have you seen my parents? → - Amanda，你有冇見過我父母？
I can't find them anywhere. → 我周圍都搵唔到佢哋。
Hey. - Hey. → 喂。 - 喂。
- Aren't you-- isn't he, uh-- → - 你唔係——佢唔係，呃——
- Pete, yeah. → - Pete，係。
- Pete. - Yes. → - Pete。 - 係。
- Glad you could make it. Good to finally meet ya. → - 好開心你嚟到，終於見到你。
- Oh, well, you just had to be nice, didn't you? → - 哦，你梗係要咁客氣，係咪？
- Pete was-- → - Pete係——
- Listen, michael, uh, → - 聽住，Michael，呃，
You got yourself a fine little major there, so. → 你搵到個好少校，真係。
- Thank you. → - 多謝。
[sad music] → [悲傷音樂]
- Why don't you and I go find your parents? → - 不如我同你去搵你父母？
- Yeah. → - 好。
- I am just dying to chat with your mom. → - 我好想同你阿媽傾計。
- So that was the groom, huh? → - 所以嗰個就係新郎？
- Yeah, can you believe it? → - 係，你信唔信？
- Well, your ex definitely has a type. → - 你前度真係有特定口味。
- [laughs] uh, what? → - [笑] 呃，咩話？
You think that guy looks like me, → 你覺得嗰條友似我，
With the hair and the square jaw → 個頭同方下巴
And the captain america attitude? → 同美國隊長嘅態度？
Please. → 得啦。
I'm so much cooler than that. → 我型好多。
- It's the weirdest thing. → - 最奇怪係，
My folks, they just disappeared. → 我父母，就咁消失咗。
- We'll find them, michael, all right? → - 我哋會搵到佢哋，Michael，得未？
Nobody gets in or out of here until we do. → 搵到之前冇人出得入得。
- [sighs] I'm gonna go look for them. → - [嘆氣] 我去搵佢哋。
You just stay here and do → 你留喺度做
Whatever it is that brides do, okay? → 新娘要做嘅嘢，好唔好？
- And when we find them, at exactly 1500 hours, → - 等我哋搵到佢哋，準時1500，
Come hell or high water → 就算天塌落嚟
Or in-laws or exes, → 或者親家定前度，
We are getting married. → 我哋都要結婚。
And I'll finally be mrs. Michael martin. → 我終於會係Michael Martin太太。
- And I will finally own you, woman. → - 我終於會擁有你，女人。
- [snickers] → - [偷笑]
[echoing voice] No one gets in or out of here. → [回音] 冇人出得入得。
- [echoing voice] I'll finally own you, woman. → - [回音] 我終於會擁有你，女人。
- Come on, let's go. → - 嚟啦，我哋走。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Whoa, hi. → - 嘩，嗨。
Excuse us. → 借過。
- Nobody in or out. - That's what she said. → - 冇人出得入。 - 佢都係咁講。
- Okay. → - 好。
Excuse u-- → 借過——
Look, marines. → 睇吓，海軍陸戰隊。
There's no reason to get worked up here. → 冇必要咁緊張。
We were just leaving, and I-- → 我哋只係走，同埋我——
- Pete? - I'm all right. → - Pete？ - 我冇事。
- No, no, I mean, Pete! → - 唔係，我話Pete！
- Nice hats. → - 幾靚嘅帽。
- Run! → - 走！
- [both screaming] → - [兩人尖叫]
[ominous music] → [不祥音樂]
♪
[door slams] - Help me! → [門關上] - 救我！
[grunts] → [呻吟]
[banging on door] → [敲門聲]
- Artie's law. - Oh, yeah. → - Artie定律。 - 哦，係。
- [high-pitched voice] "it's a wedding, Pete. → - [高音] 「係婚禮嚟㗎，Pete。
Why would we need our teslas?" → 點解要帶我哋嘅Tesla？」
- What is this, Pete? → - 呢啲係咩，Pete？
- [grunts] → - [呻吟]
Where'd the rest of them go? → 其他人去晒邊？
- What the hell is happening? → - 發生咩事？
Michael is out there, and his parents. → Michael喺出面，仲有佢父母。
- I'm sorry, but right now, → - 對唔住，但而家，
I'm worried about the guys with swords. → 我擔心緊拎住劍嗰班友。
- Spit it out, Lattimer. → - 講清楚，Lattimer。
I assume this is all being caused by your little → 我估呢啲都係你嗰個
Top-secret whatever-it-is. → 秘密任務搞出嚟。
- I told you, need-to-know. → - 我話咗，有需要先知。
- Given that we're being attacked → - 既然我哋俾
By my own wedding party, → 我嘅婚禮賓客攻擊，
I'm pretty sure I need to know. → 我覺得我好需要知。
- The beehive artifact once belonged to a female pharaoh → - 蜂巢神器曾經屬於一位女法老
Who ruled egypt around 1479 b.C.E., → 佢喺公元前1479年統治埃及，
Hatshepsut. → Hatshepsut。
- Bless you. - Uh, what? No. → - 保佑你。 - 呃，咩？唔係。
That wasn't a sneeze. → 嗰個唔係打乞嚏。
That was the female pharaoh's name, hatshepsut. → 係女法老個名，Hatshepsut。
So hatshepsut created the artifact → Hatshepsut造咗個神器
Using the pheromones of honey bees. → 用蜜蜂嘅費洛蒙。
- Well, beehive, bee. It makes sense. → - 蜂巢配蜜蜂，好合理喎。
- Yes, and then she would prick herself with the bee → - 係，然後佢會用蜜蜂拮自己
And then inject the stinger, really, into her body. → 再將支刺真係插入自己身體。
- She became the queen bee. → - 佢變咗蜂后。
- Precisely. Ah-choo! → - 啱晒。哈啾！
- What about her? → - 佢點樣？
- What about who? → - 邊個？
- You--you just said hatshepsut. → - 你...你啱先講咗哈謝普蘇特。
- Oh, no, that-- that was a sneeze. → - 哦，唔係，嗰...嗰個係打乞嚏。
- Wait, you-- you said stinger. → - 等陣，你...你講咗支刺。
Artie, you-- you did say stinger. → Artie，你...你真係講咗支刺。
Okay, Artie, I'm looking at this bee, → 好，Artie，我睇緊呢隻蜜蜂，
And there is no stinger. → 但係冇支刺㗎喎。
[ominous music] → [陰森音樂]
- Fire! [cannons blast] → - 開火！ [炮火聲]
[men shouting] → [男人叫喊聲]
- Forward! → - 前進！
- Die, scum! → - 去死啦，人渣！
Come on, you rebel dog! → 嚟啦，你個叛軍狗！
- Dude, what the hell? I shot you. → - 喂，搞咩呀？我射咗你㗎。
- Come on, you rebel dog. Fight like a man. → - 嚟啦，你個叛軍狗。好似男人咁打。
- Come on, man, put the gun down. → - 喂，大佬，放低支槍啦。
I killed you. → 我殺咗你㗎。
- You mock me, traitor. → - 你玩我，叛徒。
But I shall be victorious for my great country! → 但我一定會為我偉大嘅國家勝利！
- No, no, no. → - 唔係，唔係，唔係。
I have come to aid you, brother. → 我係嚟幫你㗎，兄弟。
Together we will-- - To hell with this. → 我哋一齊... - 算啦。
- Hey! → - 喂！
Johnson, listen. → Johnson，聽我講。
I'm not actually a reenactor. → 我其實唔係歷史重演者。
The truth is you've got something very dangerous. → 真相係你有樣好危險嘅嘢。
Agh! → 呀！
- Die, scum! → - 去死啦，人渣！
- Stop! → - 停手！
[Southern accent] Stop, sir, I beg of you. → [南方口音] 停手，先生，我求你。
You would not raise your hand against a lady, → 你唔會對一位女士出手㗎，
Would you? → 係咪？
- I would never harm a woman. → - 我永遠唔會傷害女人。
But I intend to kill this scurvy grayback. → 但我一定要殺咗呢個卑鄙嘅灰背軍。
- 'fraid not. - [grunting] → - 恐怕唔得。 - [呻吟聲]
- Told you I was laverne. → - 話咗你知我係Laverne㗎啦。
Such a laverne move. → 真係好Laverne嘅作風。
[laughing] Come on, shirley. → [笑聲] 嚟啦，Shirley。
- [grunts] → - [呻吟聲]
- What? Oh, the mini-tesla? → - 咩話？哦，迷你特斯拉？
It's my own design. It's pretty cool, huh? → 我自己設計㗎。幾型仔，係咪？
Dude, that should be your drag name, minnie tesla. → 喂，呢個應該係你嘅變裝名，Minnie Tesla。
[sighs] Okay, they have these outfits → [嘆氣] 好，佢哋有呢啲衫
For the female reenactors. → 俾女嘅歷史重演者。
I figured if I could-- → 我諗如果我...
What? What? What'd I do? → 咩事？咩事？我做錯咩？
- No, uh, no, no, no, no. → - 唔係，呃，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係。
It's not--it's-- nothing, it's not you. → 唔關...唔關你事。
It's just that for a second there, → 只係啱先嗰一刻，
You were a lot like my big sister. → 你好似我家姐。
You know, she used to save my butt a lot → 你知啦，佢成日救我
When we were little. → 我哋細個嗰陣。
- So you do have a past. → - 咁你都有過去㗎。
And a sister. Well, tell. → 仲有個家姐。講嚟聽下啦。
What's she like? Where's she live? → 佢係點㗎？住喺邊？
What's she do? Details. → 做咩㗎？詳細啲。
- No, she... → - 唔，佢...
Well, she died, claud, a while back. → 佢死咗，Claud，一段時間之前。
[sad music] → [悲傷音樂]
- How do I always do that with you? → - 點解我成日對你咁㗎？
God, I'm sorry, jinksy. → 天啊，對唔住，Jinksy。
- It's okay, really. → - 冇事，真係。
It's, uh, it's all good. → 冇問題㗎。
Right, well, let's, um, → 好，咁我哋，
Snag it and bag it and get the hell outta here. → 捉住佢包好佢然後快啲走人。
What all else do you have in there? → 你仲有咩喺度？
- I got a pb&j, if you're hungry. → - 我有花生醬果醬三文治，如果你肚餓。
- Forget I asked. → - 當我冇問過。
- Damn trekkies. → - 死星際迷。
Always crashing the party, → 成日亂入派對，
Pretending they're time-travelers. → 扮自己係時間旅行者。
- Pft, what a nerd. → - 哼，真係毒男。
- Tell me you found it. → - 話我知你搵到佢。
- Sort of. → - 算係啦。
Uh, amanda's been stung. → 呃，Amanda俾蜜蜂針咗。
- Did she touch anyone? → - 佢有冇掂過任何人？
- Aside from her whole bridal party, no. → - 除咗成班姊妹團之外，冇。
- I'm thinking the finger is the source of the infection, → - 我諗手指係感染源頭，
So don't let her touch anyone else with it. → 所以唔好俾佢用隻手指掂其他人。
- Artie, we checked her finger. → - Artie，我哋檢查過佢隻手指。
There's no sign of the stinger. → 冇支刺嘅痕跡。
- Yeah, it makes its way through the body. → - 係，佢會喺身體入面移動。
It targets the glands, → 佢會攻擊腺體，
And it causes the pheromone production. → 導致費洛蒙產生。
And then, whenever she touches anyone, → 然後，每當佢掂到任何人，
She immediately creates these worker bees → 就會即刻創造出呢啲工蜂
Who become slavishly devoted → 變得盲目忠誠
To her every need and protection. → 去滿足佢嘅需要同保護佢。
- Is that why they're chasing us? → - 就係咁佢哋先追我哋？
- [chuckling] well, you know, probably. → - [笑] 嗯，大概係啦。
Because you're seen as a threat. → 因為你哋被視為威脅。
And--oh, wait, wait, wait. → 同埋...哦，等陣，等陣，等陣。
Yes, yes. → 係，係。
It appears that things → 似乎事情
Went very badly for hatshepsut. → 對哈謝普蘇特嚟講好唔順利。
You know, I'm-- I-I must say, → 你知啦，我...我必須講，
I'm rather impressed with how quickly my, uh, → 我有啲驚訝自己嘅，
Hieroglyphic reading skills have come back to me. → 象形文字閱讀能力咁快返返嚟。
- Artie, just please figure out how to get the stinger out. → - Artie，快啲諗辦法點樣攞支刺出嚟啦。
- Consider it done. → - 交俾我。
- I'm gonna go find michael. → - 我去搵Michael。
- Wait, no, no, no, no, no. → - 等陣，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好。
No, it's too dangerous, okay? → 唔得，太危險啦，好嗎？
Everything's gonna be fine. I promise. → 一切都會冇事㗎。我保證。
We'll figure this out, even if I have to-- → 我哋會解決呢個問題，就算我要...
[snaps] X-ray. → [彈指] X光。
That's what we'll do. We'll x-ray her. → 就係咁做。我哋同佢照X光。
It'll show us where the stinger is. → 會顯示支刺喺邊。
All we have to do is get her to the hospital, → 我哋只要帶佢去醫院，
Find the stinger, and get it out. → 搵到支刺，然後攞出嚟。
- That's great. That's a great idea. → - 好主意。真係好主意。
I don't suppose you packed any tear gas → 我唔信你有帶催淚彈
To get past the homicidal bridal party, did ya? → 嚟對付殺人嘅姊妹團，係咪？
- I left it in my other pants. → - 我留咗喺另一條褲度。
- [sighs] → - [嘆氣]
- Ugh! → - 唉！
[sneaky music] → [鬼祟音樂]
♪
- Stop, stop! → - 停手，停手！
- [women grunting] → - [女人呻吟聲]
- Stop! → - 停手！
What are they doing? → 佢哋做緊咩？
- What are they doing? → - 佢哋做緊咩？
- Well, don't look at it. → - 唔好睇啦。
We'll--we'll fix it later. → 我哋...我哋遲啲再搞。
First we gotta get out of here. Come on! → 首先我哋要離開呢度。快啲！
- Those chairs are rented. → - 啲椅係租返嚟㗎。
- Amanda! → - Amanda！
- Come on! - [women grunting] → - 快啲！ - [女人呻吟聲]
- Amanda! → - Amanda！
Amanda! → Amanda！
- Michael! Mike--stop! → - Michael！Mike...停手！
- Oof! → - 噢！
- As your pharaoh--pharaohess, I command you to stop! → - 我以法老...法老女皇嘅身份命令你哋停手！
[Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. → [海軍] - 嘿，嘿，嘿。
- Obviously, that means something completely different → - 明顯喺古埃及文入面
In ancient egyptian. → 意思完全唔同。
[Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. → [海軍] - 嘿，嘿，嘿。
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup. → 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。
Hup, hup, hup. Hup, hup, hup, → 嘿，嘿，嘿。嘿，嘿，嘿，
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... → 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿...
- What's going on? → - 發生咩事？
- I don't really see them. → - 我睇唔到佢哋。
[all talking at once] → [所有人同時講嘢]
- Let's go around. → - 我哋繞路。
[talking continues] → [繼續講嘢]
- I give up. When it comes to this-- → - 我放棄。講到呢啲...
- Boogety-boogety? → - 神神化化？
- Yeah, when it comes to the boogety-boogety, → - 係，講到神神化化，
I'm pretty sure you outrank me. → 我好肯定你級數高過我。
- Hey, Artie? → - 喂，Artie？
- Oh, major, that's so sweet. → - 哦，少校，咁甜嘅。
- All right, so what's our plan? → - 好，咁我哋嘅計劃係咩？
- Plan? Right, right. The--the plan-- → - 計劃？啱，啱。個...個計劃...
I will tell you the plan. → 我會話俾你知個計劃。
I just have to ask Myka a question first. → 但我首先要問Myka一個問題。
[whispering urgently] What's the plan? → [緊急細聲] 計劃係咩？
- So Artie, what's the plan? → - 咁Artie，計劃係咩？
Why wouldn't they listen to their queen? → 點解佢哋唔聽佢哋嘅女王？
Amanda gave them an order. → Amanda落咗命令㗎。
- Well, hatshepsut tried the same thing. → - 哈謝普蘇特都試過同一樣嘢。
But by then, her subjects had become → 但嗰陣時，佢嘅臣民已經變得
So obsessively devoted to her → 咁盲目忠誠於佢
That they just took it on themselves → 以至於佢哋自行決定
To protect her from anyone. → 保護佢免受任何人傷害。
- Well, michael's her fiancé. → - 但Michael係佢未婚夫喎。
- Yes, well, her husband-to-be most of all, → - 係，尤其係佢未來嘅老公，
Because as a male, → 因為作為男性，
He would have taken her place as pharaoh → 如果佢哋結婚，佢會取代佢嘅法老位置。
If they'd gotten married. → - 佢哋對佢做咗咩？
- What did they do to him? → - 佢哋...
- They... → 我諗上面寫住將佢活生生製成木乃伊，
I think it says mummified him alive, → 但我食咗感冒藥有啲暈暈哋。
But I'm a little loopy from the cold medicine. → - 唔好！
- No! → - Amanda，唔好！
- Amanda, no! → - 聽落好大鑊。
- That sounds bad. → - 呃，打返俾我。
- Uh, call me back. → [戲劇性音樂]
[dramatic music] → ♪
♪ → 喂，小心！
Hey, look out! → - 噢！
- Oof! → - 唉！ - [女人呻吟聲]
- Ugh! - [women grunting] → - 噢！
- Oof! → - 噢！
- Ohhhh! → - [男人呻吟聲]
- [men grunting] → - Sandy。
- Sandy. → - 多謝。 [呻吟聲]
- Thanks. [groans] → - 唔好多謝我。去救我未婚夫啦。
- Don't thank me. Go save my fiancé. → - 呢句說話好少聽到前妻講。
- That's something you rarely hear your ex-wife say. → - 唉！
- Ugh! → - 今次，唔好起身。
- This time, stay down. → - 你唔係應該帶位咩？
- Shouldn't you be seating people? → [呻吟聲]
[grunting]
- [groans] → [呻吟聲]
[Farnsworth buzzing] → [Farnsworth 發出嗡嗡聲]
- Hey, look out! → - 喂，小心！
- Ten-hut! → - 立正！
Really? → 真係？
[laughs] → [笑聲]
- Ugh. → - 唉。
- I found it! → - 我搵到啦！
Use the bee. It's a magnet. → 用隻蜜蜂，係磁石嚟㗎。
It'll draw the stinger out at her left clavicle. → 佢會將佢左邊鎖骨嘅刺吸出嚟。
[eerie music] → [詭異音樂]
- Hey, hey, hey! → - 喂喂喂！
I said ten-hut! About-face! → 我話立正！向後轉！
We're on our own, kiddo. → 我哋要靠自己喇，細路。
- [men grunting] → - [男人呻吟聲]
- Ugh! → - 唉！
- Okay. → - 好。
Now, this may hurt... → 呢吓可能會痛...
Just a little. → 少少咁啦。
[exhales sharply] → [用力呼氣]
And... → 跟住...
Agh! → 呀！
[laughs] → [笑聲]
- [wedding party groaning] → - [婚禮賓客呻吟聲]
- You know, → - 你知唔知，
I would have just sent you the ring. → 我本來可以就咁寄隻戒指俾你㗎。
- Yeah. Next time. → - 係。下次啦。
- Next time? → - 下次？
[birds chirping] → [雀仔叫聲]
[Baroque instrumental music] → [巴洛克器樂音樂]
♪
- [whispering] there was a bit of a problem → - [細聲講] 有啲小問題
With the, um, the bridal party. → 關於，嗯，新娘嗰邊。
- [quietly] mushrooms. → - [細聲] 蘑菇。
Yeah, yeah, uh, everybody ate wild mushrooms → 係呀係呀，嗯，個個都食咗野生蘑菇
At their rehearsal brunch → 喺佢哋綵排早午餐嗰陣
And kinda went on a bad trip, → 然後就有啲唔妥，
So it was, uh, ugh. Yeah. → 所以搞到，嗯，唉。係呀。
- Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... → - 親愛嘅各位，我哋今日聚喺度...
- You know, I was really hoping I'd hate you. → - 你知唔知，我本來好希望我會憎你。
- Pete! → - Pete！
- Pete. - Ow, what? → - Pete。 - 哎，做咩呀？
What I was trying to say → 我想講嘅係
Was I wanted to hate him, → 我本來想憎佢，
But then I saw him take on those marines with the chairs. → 但係跟住我見到佢用啲凳打低嗰班海軍陸戰隊。
Hee! Yah! Kah! → 嘻！呀！卡！
It was-- it was epic. → 真係——真係好勁。
- This one-- this one right here-- → - 呢個——就係呢個——
Distinguished valor in combat → 喺戰鬥中表現傑出嘅英勇
Using rental furniture. → 用租返嚟嘅傢俬。
- Ah. [laughs] → - 啊。 [笑聲]
Nice. → 正。
- Okay, so this wasn't exactly the, um, → - 好，呢個唔係完全係，嗯，
Fairytale wedding that I had pictured, → 我幻想中嘅童話婚禮，
But it was, um, memorable. → 但係，嗯，好難忘。
- Yes. → - 係。
- Thanks, Pete. → - 多謝，Pete。
And listen, whatever it is that you two do, → 同埋聽住，無論你哋兩個做緊乜，
It's exactly what you were meant to be doing. → 都係你哋應該做嘅嘢。
You're a good team. → 你哋係好拍檔。
- All right, well, uh, → - 好啦，嗯，
At ease, major. → 放鬆啲啦，少校。
Although I'd have been a colonel by now. → 雖然我而家應該已經係上校。
- Oh. - Oh-ho-ho-ho. → - 哦。 - 哦呵呵呵。
- Ohhh. - Yeah, what? → - 哦。 - 係呀，點呀？
- Ouch, ouch. - Bye. → - 哎喲哎喲。 - 拜拜。
- Bye. → - 拜拜。
- And there we go. → - 搞掂。
Hey, uh... → 喂，嗯...
So listen, I-I just-- I want to say I'm sorry → 咁聽住，我——我只係想講聲對唔住
For not telling you about amanda. → 冇話俾你知關於Amanda嘅事。
I-I should've. → 我——我應該講嘅。
- No, it's none of my business. → - 唔緊要，唔關我事。
- It wasn't the marriage → - 唔係段婚姻
That I was trying to keep secret. → 我想保密。
It was me. → 係我自己。
Um, the guy I was before. → 嗯，以前嗰個我。
Pete the drunk. → 醉鬼Pete。
Pete the loser. → 失敗者Pete。
- You don't have to-- → - 你唔使——
- No, Myka, it's true. → - 唔，Myka，係真嘅。
It's, um-- → 係，嗯——
You've never met that guy, → 你從來未見過嗰個人，
And I don't ever want you to. → 我都唔想你見到。
You know, I just-- → 你知啦，我只係——
I want you and Artie and Claudia and everyone here → 我想你同Artie同Claudia同呢度所有人
To know the Pete I am now. → 認識而家嘅Pete。
- Fair enough. → - 講得通。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Hey--hey, Pete. That new husband, michael? → - 喂——喂，Pete。嗰個新老公，Michael？
He's a tool. → 佢係個蠢材。
- [sighs] → [嘆氣]
- That's, um... → - 呢個，嗯...
That's why I joined the a.T.F. → 就係我加入煙酒槍械管理局嘅原因。
- I-I didn't-- I was just-- → - 我——我冇——我只係——
I-- → 我——
[sighs] → [嘆氣]
I'm sorry. → 對唔住。
I'm really sorry, steve. → 我真係好對唔住，Steve。
- It's okay. → - 唔緊要。
She, um... → 佢，嗯...
She was 20. She was your age. → 佢嗰陣20歲，同你一樣大。
- I-I-I shouldn't have been digging around. → - 我——我唔應該亂咁挖。
You don't have to talk about it → 你唔使講呢件事
If you don't want to. → 如果你唔想講。
- No, I think that I want to, → - 唔，我覺得我想講，
Laverne. → Laverne。
You would've liked her. → 你會鍾意佢㗎。
Yeah, I think you two would've been good pals. → 係，我覺得你哋兩個會係好朋友。
God, she was, um... → 天呀，佢，嗯...
Such a hero to me. → 對我嚟講係個英雄。
She was funny and smart, → 佢好風趣好聰明，
And she was always... → 同埋佢成日都...
Always there for me. → 成日都喺度支持我。
[laughs] There was this one time... → [笑聲] 有一次...
Geez, you know, I-- → 唉，你知啦，我——
I think that you would've done the exact same thing. → 我覺得你會做同樣嘅事。
We were-- we were at the park. → 我哋嗰陣——我哋喺公園。
We were shooting hoops. She was, uh-- → 我哋打緊籃球。佢，嗯——
She was short, but she had this amazing layup. → 佢好矮，但係佢上籃好叻。
And these kids came, → 跟住有班細路過嚟，
And they were gonna beat the crap out of me, → 佢哋想打我，
And she disappeared, and then all of a sudden... → 跟住佢唔見咗，然後突然間...
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